I Humbly Apologize To The D
- Craig: that fig tree is really kicking ass
- Craig: i'm really pleased with it
- Me: it's not a shrub?...he could be a tree...make a kickass tree.
- Craig: that's true, but figs can easily be grown in bush/shrubbery form
- Craig: Wait...are you mocking my tree?
- Me: dude, I'm sorry was I encroaching on your figtrees?
