October 2009
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“Fortune’s nomination for All-Time Champion and Protector of Youthful...”
– There is a little program called “fortune” that essentially just outputs a random entry from a large database of “fortunes.” Most of them are funny quotations gathered over the years by computer programmers. ( wiki for more information) This little gem made me laugh so I...
May 2009
4 posts
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I Humbly Apologize To The D
Craig: that fig tree is really kicking ass
Craig: i'm really pleased with it
Me: it's not a shrub?...he could be a tree...make a kickass tree.
Craig: that's true, but figs can easily be grown in bush/shrubbery form
Craig: Wait...are you mocking my tree?
Me: dude, I'm sorry was I encroaching on your figtrees?
